Responding to @DownGoesBrown's NHL Fixes

I am a big fan of Sean McIndoe, better known (to me at least) by his blog name Down Goes Brown, and have been ever since I found his blog. I've been fortunate enough to still be able to breathe normally after laughing at such gems as this and this and this. 

McIndoe's latest post on Grantland identifies 23 different ways (or sub-headings) to fix the NHL game right now. Give it a read because, while I do vehemently agree with certain changes that need to be changed yesterday, I feel that some changes either do nothing to solve the original problem, aren't really a problem in the first place, or make the problem worse. Don't worry, I'll give you a minute.